So once when I was with my ex, we had just finished watching TV and were about to settle down for bed. We had been chatting for about 15 minutes until I bid my goodnight and started getting cozy. After a couple of minutes I thought I heard him say something but couldn’t work out what he said so I asked “what?”. Well obviously he thought that I had also said something as he also asked “what?” The same time as me. We both looked at each other clearly a little confused until the same sound came from directly between us. We shat ourselves silly and sat out in the garden for the rest of the night.
The actions of 19 Islamic extremists on 9/11 left an indelible mark on America. Today, millions pause to commemorate the attacks’ 13th anniversary, to honor the victims and to remember that all life is special and sacred. But there’s an untold story amid the many speeches and moments of silence — one filled with a different kind of pain, grief and strong sense of loss.
Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.
Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.”
McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.
DO YOU NEED A COUGH DROP, DOLORES?!
george takei is a gift to humanity
I always feel nervous going on tumblr while at work because there could be a long stream of kittens, pizza and tattoos then BAM. big old cock just as your manager walks past.
i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???
This needs to be reblogged 1000000 times